5
The Big Five.
She had a blast and we are not done. I will detail it tomorrow after I get more than 4 hours of sleep...at least the room looked good enough that the only negative thing she said was:
You could have done a few more Butterflies but it's good, I like it! You did a good job! Butterflies are OK, this is good. :)
She is a strong person, she is bright and charming and talks WAAAY too much. She is funny, and emotional, she shares well and watches out for the people she loves. She is more than a 5 year old girl, she is the reason I smile when I don't want to. She gives me hope that all will be well in the world. She is a good person, with a long way to go and I know she will enjoy the journey!
Happy Birthday 5 year old girl!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Asphalt is NOT a bad word.
Driving, as we usually are, and I say: Nice...asphalt trucks are making such a mess.
Tay: I didn't hear that.
Danny: Tay, Asphalt is NOT a bad word (me giggling in the driver seat).
Tay: It is.
Danny: No it isn't. The whole word is ASPHALT.
Me: Tay it isn't a bad word.
Tay: *I'M* not allowed to say ass.
I guess she does learn. :)
Tay: I didn't hear that.
Danny: Tay, Asphalt is NOT a bad word (me giggling in the driver seat).
Tay: It is.
Danny: No it isn't. The whole word is ASPHALT.
Me: Tay it isn't a bad word.
Tay: *I'M* not allowed to say ass.
I guess she does learn. :)
Thursday, April 8, 2010
It's a bug...with legs
Tay has been playing downstairs in the chair/swing. I can hear her laughing. She stops and comes upstairs and tells me:
Mom, I found a bug. A bug with legs.
Well, Tay kill it.
MOM! No! I need a cup.
She gets a cup and disappears. When she comes back, sure enough, she has the aforementioned 'bug with legs' in a yellow cup.
I want to keep it.
I tell her: You can't keep it honey, it will die. Take it outside.
Tay: But I want to keep.
Tay, just take it outside.
She didn't do what I told her to do and a few minutes later she walks in holding a bug...with legs...in between her fingers. She says:
I have to flush this. It's gross.
And it's dead. It needs to be flushed. I am going to flush it. Gross.
AND WASH YOUR HANDS.
Mom, I found a bug. A bug with legs.
Well, Tay kill it.
MOM! No! I need a cup.
She gets a cup and disappears. When she comes back, sure enough, she has the aforementioned 'bug with legs' in a yellow cup.
I want to keep it.
I tell her: You can't keep it honey, it will die. Take it outside.
Tay: But I want to keep.
Tay, just take it outside.
She didn't do what I told her to do and a few minutes later she walks in holding a bug...with legs...in between her fingers. She says:
I have to flush this. It's gross.
And it's dead. It needs to be flushed. I am going to flush it. Gross.
AND WASH YOUR HANDS.
It's a bug...with legs!
Tay has been playing downstairs in the chair/swing. I can hear her laughing. She stops and comes upstairs and tells me:
Mom, I found a bug. A bug with legs.
Well, Tay kill it.
MOM! No! I need a cup.
She gets a cup and disappears. When she comes back, sure enough, she has the aforementioned 'bug with legs' in a yellow cup.
I want to keep it.
I tell her: You can't keep it honey, it will die. Take it outside.
Tay: But I want to keep.
Tay, just take it outside.
She didn't do what I told her to do and a few minutes later she walks in holding a bug...with legs...in between her fingers. She says:
I have to flush this. It's gross.
And it's dead. It needs to be flushed. I am going to flush it. Gross.
AND WASH YOUR HANDS.
Mom, I found a bug. A bug with legs.
Well, Tay kill it.
MOM! No! I need a cup.
She gets a cup and disappears. When she comes back, sure enough, she has the aforementioned 'bug with legs' in a yellow cup.
I want to keep it.
I tell her: You can't keep it honey, it will die. Take it outside.
Tay: But I want to keep.
Tay, just take it outside.
She didn't do what I told her to do and a few minutes later she walks in holding a bug...with legs...in between her fingers. She says:
I have to flush this. It's gross.
And it's dead. It needs to be flushed. I am going to flush it. Gross.
AND WASH YOUR HANDS.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Ah...the smell of...
We are sitting in bed. Bug is spinning...things. Tay is being weird and Daddy is sleeping through all of it.
Tay says:
Ah, the smell of victory.
I turn to her and she says: I farted.
She claims she learned it from her father...I see him giggling and not denying it.
Great.
Tay says:
Ah, the smell of victory.
I turn to her and she says: I farted.
She claims she learned it from her father...I see him giggling and not denying it.
Great.
Invisibility made easy
We were watching GHI (Ghost Hunters International), they were in Argentina at a hotel that supposedly was the place that Hitler and his fellas stayed once they escaped from the Bunker. Uh huh. So anyway...
They displayed a picture that they thought showed a man sitting on a bed. Tay saw it...I didn't. She turned to me:
That WAS a person on the bed. The person had already died or was made invisible.
Invisible huh?
Yah, they took an invisible potion. Genius' make them.
They displayed a picture that they thought showed a man sitting on a bed. Tay saw it...I didn't. She turned to me:
That WAS a person on the bed. The person had already died or was made invisible.
Invisible huh?
Yah, they took an invisible potion. Genius' make them.
Tay's Story #1
Tay wants to tell a story.
It begins with the show: Madagascar
They send Mort into the guy that goes Yack Yack and then Mort touches a kidney. And then Kowalski says:
I believe that's a kidney.
It begins with the show: Madagascar
They send Mort into the guy that goes Yack Yack and then Mort touches a kidney. And then Kowalski says:
I believe that's a kidney.
Monday, April 5, 2010
That's sexy
We were coloring Easter eggs Saturday night and we had all the colors going, green, yellow, pink, etc...
Tay was watching them very carefully and when she pulled out a particularly pretty color she exclaimed:
Oooh, that's sexy.
Tay was watching them very carefully and when she pulled out a particularly pretty color she exclaimed:
Oooh, that's sexy.
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