The Guy With The Gun

Tay was drawing pictures for everyone. Grandpa got a flower, Grandma got a flower, Megan got a angry man with a gun. M'kay.

So she proudly walks it over to Megan and hands it to her. Megan shows me the picture and comments

My guy has eyelashes.

Tay: Yep, they're guylashes.

Yeah...and...

We were setting up Taylor's room, finally, and we hung her netting over the bed. Bug immediately jumped on the bed and began to play with it. He wrapped himself up in it and giggled with immense joy. He would NOT leave it alone. It, apparently, was the funnest thing EVER!

So later, I asked Tay what we should get for Buddy's birthday in a couple weeks.

Tay said: A big red truck. Then he could spin the wheels!

I said: What about a tent for over his bed? He liked your net so much I bet he would love to have a bed tent to play under.

Tay: Yeah, and then we could get him another red truck so he can have TWO!

Da Sniffles

Mom, Lego Batman makes my sniffles go away.

Me: Well you better play then.

Mom, if no one is in here to watch me, the sniffles get worse.

Throat

Tay snuck a piece of gum before Ballet with the promise to spit it out BEFORE class. *I* was eating Diam chocolates. Of course Tay wanted some.

Oh darn, you have gum.

I hear and SEE....GULP!

Tay, you DID NOT swallow your gum.

She grins and says:

I have a big throat ya know.

Starts with S

In the car, as we almost always are, and we are doing words that start with the letter S because "they taught me that at my school".

We do: store, sign, spit (quickly followed by: but don't), speed, Sizzler, silly and then Daddy says SNOT!

Tay responds: let's not use snot..I don't like that.

Message for you sir

Laying in bed, trying to wake up, cuddling with a sick boy and watching SpongeBob. Tay is sitting on the end of the bed playing with a piece of paper (she HAS toys, I didn't say: here use your imagination) when suddenly she throws it on my lap saying:

Zing! Message for you.

Then: I didn't throw it, you didn't see me throw it..it just showed up. Read it!

I don't negotiate with terrorists

Tay wanted to go outside to help run-off the Israeli Solicitor. I told her:

No, stay here.

She walked over to my shoes and said:
If you don't let me go outside I will destroy your shoe.

I told her: I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Tay: Hmph!

And walked upstairs to get dressed.