I'd do anything for you...except....

Tay, Bug and I are home and I need to take Tay to get some bloodwork (allergies) and to look at a couple of dresses for the Epilepsy Association of Utah Gala. She already ordered one but I want to make sure she really loves it.

So I ask her to at least try on the dresses.

She says: I love that black dress. Are they like that?

Me: No, they are white and ivory but you should at least try them on.

Tay: Ok, Mom. I will do anything for you.

PAUSE

Except when Dad is around.

GIGGLE (me)

When Dad is around, I won't do ANYTHING. Only when he isn't here, OK?

It's all good

Daddy brought home a Kashi bar from San Fransisco and gave it to Tay. She gladly ate it and, after a little bit, Daddy asked:

So, how is it?

Tay: I am getting a little worried about the black stuff in this.

Dad: (and Mom giggling) Maybe its Rabbit poops...or rat.

Tay: Ew.

Pause. Longer pause.

Tay: It's all good. They're raisins.

Mom!

'I have a way wiggly tooth!'

Yep, it's true, she does. What's the going rate for teeth these days?