Friday, October 14, 2011
So I ask her to at least try on the dresses.
She says: I love that black dress. Are they like that?
Me: No, they are white and ivory but you should at least try them on.
Tay: Ok, Mom. I will do anything for you.
Except when Dad is around.
When Dad is around, I won't do ANYTHING. Only when he isn't here, OK?
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Daddy brought home a Kashi bar from San Fransisco and gave it to Tay. She gladly ate it and, after a little bit, Daddy asked:
So, how is it?
Tay: I am getting a little worried about the black stuff in this.
Dad: (and Mom giggling) Maybe its Rabbit poops...or rat.
Pause. Longer pause.
Tay: It's all good. They're raisins.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Yep, it's true, she does. What's the going rate for teeth these days?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Daddy knows I want an FJ Cruiser but they don't get much better mileage. Still, he sent me a link to one with an excellent price.
I showed Tay.
What do you think of this? Can I have it?
Tay: Only if the top comes off.
I think she wants a Convertible. I hope.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Swing really means Daddy pushes her.
She was swinging on her own.
As always, she humbly exclaimed:
Daddy! I can swing on my own! I am...invincible.
(We really are working on the humility part. But check off the swinging!)
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Me: What happened?
Tay: My thumb has a cut on it and I *think* it's gonna bleed soon.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Tay: Sure. Let's turn out the lights. Movies are better in the dark.
Me: Ok. What movie do you want to watch?
Grabs some popcorn...movie keys up.
Tay: I hate the end when he gets stabbed. He gets stabbed in the stomach...or the back.
Tay: In the kidney. He gets stabbed in the kidney. Yah, that's it. The kidney.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
She lied once or twice and the punishment was swift. I think we are passed that point. She better hope we are passed that point.
So today went like...
Me: How was school? Did you have fun and learn lots?
Tay: Uh huh. I was really good.
Me: Did you eat lunch?
Tay: They weren't serving Breakfast.
Tay: I asked and he said they weren't serving Breakfast and to go to class.
Me: Giggle. I know honey, you got there an hour and half late, I assume breakfast was over. DID...YOU...HAVE...LUNCH?
Tay: Uh huh.
Me: What did you have?
Tay: Turkey. I forget the name for Turkey Roll....oh! It's Turkey Roll. Duh.
Me: Giggle. Was it good?
Me: Giggle. But you ate it anyway?
Tay: Yep. We had other things too and I drank all my chocolate milk!
Me: Well, when you have something at school that you like just tell me and we will buy some for home ok?
Tay: Ok....but they haven't had anything I like.
Me: Giggle. I thought you liked the chocolate milk.
Tay: Oh yeah, that...buy lots of that.