I'd do anything for you...except....

Tay, Bug and I are home and I need to take Tay to get some bloodwork (allergies) and to look at a couple of dresses for the Epilepsy Association of Utah Gala. She already ordered one but I want to make sure she really loves it.

So I ask her to at least try on the dresses.

She says: I love that black dress. Are they like that?

Me: No, they are white and ivory but you should at least try them on.

Tay: Ok, Mom. I will do anything for you.

PAUSE

Except when Dad is around.

GIGGLE (me)

When Dad is around, I won't do ANYTHING. Only when he isn't here, OK?