The Guy With The Gun

Tay was drawing pictures for everyone. Grandpa got a flower, Grandma got a flower, Megan got a angry man with a gun. M'kay.

So she proudly walks it over to Megan and hands it to her. Megan shows me the picture and comments

My guy has eyelashes.

Tay: Yep, they're guylashes.

Yeah...and...

We were setting up Taylor's room, finally, and we hung her netting over the bed. Bug immediately jumped on the bed and began to play with it. He wrapped himself up in it and giggled with immense joy. He would NOT leave it alone. It, apparently, was the funnest thing EVER!

So later, I asked Tay what we should get for Buddy's birthday in a couple weeks.

Tay said: A big red truck. Then he could spin the wheels!

I said: What about a tent for over his bed? He liked your net so much I bet he would love to have a bed tent to play under.

Tay: Yeah, and then we could get him another red truck so he can have TWO!

Da Sniffles

Mom, Lego Batman makes my sniffles go away.

Me: Well you better play then.

Mom, if no one is in here to watch me, the sniffles get worse.

Throat

Tay snuck a piece of gum before Ballet with the promise to spit it out BEFORE class. *I* was eating Diam chocolates. Of course Tay wanted some.

Oh darn, you have gum.

I hear and SEE....GULP!

Tay, you DID NOT swallow your gum.

She grins and says:

I have a big throat ya know.